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Wyoming, broad and free art thou, With plenty of game and bear. Look at the map and you'll s�e that It's the only one that's "square." THE DIAGNOSIS. When your heels hit hard, your hoad queer, And your thoughts rise up like froth on beer ; And your knees are weak and your voice is strong, And you laugh all night at some dam fool song- You're drunk, by gad ! you're drunk ! \ fe e l s

He to1· e wro1rn cl and s wor e a round · As · if he w e re insa ne. He tu rne d IL'is poakets insid e out , B'lit 'IIo it was - i n v a · in · A fine pe'rfeato in h is mo{tth-(His aurses 1ce a o ul d aatah ) , In cle s p e ration then h e ye ll ed " M y lcinoclo1n f o r a rnatah." .dN1' MORE P " What does t h e fi.rst drink s ugg e s t t "

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