1913 The Up to Date Bartender's Guide by Harry Montague

THE UP.T0.DATE BARTENDERS’ cu1vs

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If I should die tonight

. And you should come to my cold corpse and kneel. Clasping my bier to show the grief you feel. I say. if I should die tonight And you should come to me. and there and then. Just even hint ’bout payin’ me that ten. I might arise the while. But I’d drop dead again. “—Ben King. Here’s to turkey when you are hungry. Champagne when you are dry. A pretty girl when you need her. And heaven when you die. I-Iere’s to our sweethearts and our wives. May our sweethearts soon become our wives. 'And our wives ever remain our sweethearts. . Here’s to you as good as you are. . As good as you are and as bad as I am; . .And -to me as bad as I am; 1'’m as good as you are as bad as I am. The Law—The only thing certain about litiga tion is its uncertainty.