1945 300 Ways to Mix Drinks Cartoons recipes toasts

I WISH - - - - Gelett Burgess

I wish that my room had a floor; I don't so much care for a door, But this walking around Without touching the ground Is getting to be such a bore.

R-E-M-O-R-S-E George Ade The cocktail is a pleasant drink. It's mild and harmless,I don't think. When you've had one, you call for two. And then you don't care what you do.

A BREAK IN THE PARTY Rita Stack

You said to serve the drinks and the ice would be broken. And truer words have never been spoken; And may I report to you, dearest spouse. Other things broken around the house? The chandelier, which, despite my pleas, Was utilized as a flying trapeze... That priceless vase from Mandalay Which I've adored since our wed ding day; Three bass keys on the baby grand, A highball glass and your smoking stand; And the landlord called and spoke his piece. So, among things broken, include our lease!

REASONS FOR DRINKING Dean Henry Aldrich If on my theme I rightly think. There are five reasons why I drink; Good wine, a friend, because I'm dry. Or lest I should be by and by. Or any other reason why.