1903 The Bachelor Book

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HERE'S TO HER GLADNESS. HERE'Sto the gladness of her gladness ^hen she's glad. Here's to the sadness of her sadness When she's sad. But the gladness of her gladness And the sadness of her sadness Are nothing to the badness of her badness When she's bad.

M JS JS

VERSES BY THE IDIOT.

J OHNNIEhung his little sister—

She was dead before they missed her. Doesn't he do the cutest tricks? Such a mind and only six I

Baby sat on the window seat, Mary pushed baby into the street. Baby was scattered all over the'ary And mamma shook her finger at Mary.

Johnny put poison in his mother's tea. His mother died in agony, Johnny's father was terribly vexed And said,"Well really,John, what next