1903 The Bachelor Book

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HOW THEY DRINK.

HE Frenchman drinks his native wine. The German drinks his beer. The Irishman drinks his whisky straight. Which bringeth him good cheer. The Englishman drinks his'alf-and-'alf Until it brings on dizziness. The Yankee has no choice at all— He drinks the whole damp business.

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BEER. No blase palate otthy drops can fearj

Once quaffed,lips eager,seek thy sweets again. Without thee students sing no loud refrain > Laughter and mirth depart, be thou not near. —FrATtcis Sdltxts,