1948 Shaking with Eddie by Eddie Clarke

REALLY ! Typ i s t : " We l l , at last I've got a raise in salary." Elsie : " Honestly ! " Typ i s t : " Don't be so inquisitive."

SALTY!

" Wh y does that sailor treat all his girls to w i n e ? " " He wants a little port in every sweetheart."

ALBAMY

MEMBER?

Doctor : " How ' s the patient?" Nurse : " I think he's regaining consciousness. This morning he tried to blow the foam off his med i c i ne . "

SHOULD A DOCTOR TELL?

Doctor : " Wha t you need is a little s un . " Wa rm Young Thing : " Oh, Doctor ! "

WHAT'S IN A NAME? First Blonde : " Do you wear a girdle for gym?" Second (dumb) ditto : " No , I wear it for my own benefit!"

WELL! WELL ! Little sips of whisky, Little sips of gin, Makes a lady wonder Wh e r e the 'ell she's been.

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