1930 The Saloon in the Home

A CURIOUS PERFORMANCE ONCE heard of a man who went to a tavern one evening and at midnight was discovered in a pig-sty, cuddling a tea– kettle and singing at the top of his voice,-

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"They said I was a beauty once, Why don't they _say it now'?"

And when attempts were made to raise him up, he persisted in crying out, "Father, the Sepoys are coming! Let us repel them." Io,ooo Temperance Anecdotes, i87 i.

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