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HERE'S ~ . HOW AGAIN!

Nu11e of the recipes in this hook have 11ppcareJ in previous editions of Here', How.

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HERE'S HOW AGAIN! 'By Judge Jr. .

THE JOHN DAY COMPANY ;;:-;}/

T !tis volume prtblislied for hedge P11b– lisldng Company by tlie Jolzn Day Com– pany, Inc.

COPYRIGHT 1 1929 1 BY JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY FIRST PUBLI SH ED, JANUARY, 1929

~ jf oreb.lorb .......................................................... '7{ T is a tragic fact indeed but ~ cocktail mixing in the United States is a lost art. Since the advent of prohibition experienced (and wise) bartend– ers have left for sunnier climes, leaving drink mixing in the hands of ignorant speakeasy proprietors and amateur home mixers whose idea of a cocktail is some orange juice and gin thrown together in a shaker. Is it ' any wonder that stomach special– ists have reaped a harvest when they have not only poor liquors but atrocious mixers both work– ing for them? For this reason I have dedicated my 1929 Edition [5]

of "Here's How" to the delicate art of drink mixing in· the hope of renewing an interest in a lost art and in that way doing my bit toward alleviating the suffering of mankind both legislative and physical. , To start off with, anyone wishing to mix real cocktai ls should have the following in– gredients in his home : Gordon water, Scotch, Rye, Brandy, Ab– sinthe, French Vermouth, Italian Vermouth, Angostura Bitters, Orange Bitters, Orange Syrup (which is a substitute for Cura– ~ao ), Creme de Cocoa and Gren– adine. The last seven items may be procured in almost any high grade grocery store. In using "a dash" of Bitters, [ 6]

remember that it is about one– third of a teaspoonful.' This edition has been divided, for the convenience of our little readers, into sections according to the different base liquors, so that anyone with nothing but gin in the house, for example, may look under that department and not have to go through the whole book. I wish to thank my friends for suggesting some of the new mix– tures contained in these pages and also for trying out some that were not used! I trust that they are still in good health. ~~er- [ 7]

CONTENTS ~ APPLEJACK DRINKS

Eve's Apple . ... ........ Page 13 The Pump .. '. '. . . . . . . . . . " 14 The Parachute . . . . . . . . . . " 15 The Tunney . . . . . . . . . . . " 16 APPLEJACK AND BRANDY DRINKS

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The Swan Song ..... . .. . The Lightning Bu;; .. . .. .

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BACARDI DRINKS Southern Honeysuckle . ... The Red Flag . . . . . . . . . . The South Sea . . .... . .. . Leave Me With a Smile. [ 8 J

" 19 " 20 " 21 " 22

BRANDY DRINKS The Upanattem . ...... . . Page 23 The Yegg . .... .. . . . . . . " 24 The Monte Cristo . . . . . . . " 25 The Cloven Hoof . . . . . . . " 26 The Zowie . . . . . . . . . . . . . " 2 7 Side Car . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " 28 The Million Dollar Cock- tail . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " 29 GIN DRINKS The .Kummel Ye F aithful " 30 The Bronx Express . . . . . . " 3 1 The Transatlantic Flyer . . " 32 The Gray Dawn . . . . . . . . " 33 The Barney . . . . . . . . . . . . " 34 The Ciro. . . . . . . . . . . . . . " 35 The Hooperdooper . . . . . . . " 36 The Peacherino . . . . . . . . . " 3 7 Peach Dream . . . . . . . . . . . " 38 The Straight E ight. . . . . . " 39 The Spearmint . . . . . . . . . . " 40 The Oliver T wist . . . . . . . " 41 [ 9 ]

The Razzberry ... . . . . . . Page 42 The Highbrook . . . . . . . . . " 43 The Green-eyed Monster. " 44 GIN-B/JC/JRDI DRINKS Palm Beach Cocktail . .. . . " 45 RYE DRINKS The Revolv'ing Door . . . . . " 46 Whiskey Sour .. . . : .. ... " 4 7 W ard Eight .... ...... .. " 48 The Sunkist .. ...... . . . . " 49 The Snake-in-the-grass ... " 50 SCOTCH DRINKS The Prodigal ...... . .. . . " 51 The Thistle .. .. ... . . .. . " 52 H ell's Belles . . .. .. .. . . . . cc 53 The Beautifier . . .. . .... . " 54 The Black Eye ... . ... . .. cc 55 MISCELLANEOUS The Kitchen Stove . . . .. . . " 56 The Mussolini ... .. . . . .. " 57 [ 10]

The Alps . .. ... .. . .. . . . Page 58 The Norman . . . . . . . . . . . " 59 The Sweet Mama. . . . . . . " 60 Hot Chocolate! . . . . . . . . . " 61 The Tomato Cocktail. . . . " 62

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@lossarp ( W ha~ever that means)

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GORDON WATER: A liquid formerly manufactured by a Mr. Gordon, It is watery in color but not in effect! • • MC CARTY: An amber-colored liquid that comes from Havana, usually in pockets, etc.! SCOTCH: This is also a liquid and comes from Scotland and some– times from Hoboken! HOOKER: A small glass about two inches high, formerly used by bar– tenders. JIGGER: See Hooker. THREE FINGERii: See Jigger. DASH: A Dash is-I'm sorry I ever brought the matter up! ICE: A watery-colored solid sub– stance used for chilling drinks. [ 12]

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WELL, you know what hap– pened to Adam!

¥.! Applejack lfi Grapefruit juice ¥.! Caloric Punch

M o D E R N V E Rs IO N : L ittle girls should be seen and not hard. [ 13 J

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So called because it will fix up any flat tire.

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1h Applejack ;3 Grape j uicc 1h Lemon juice Dash of Grenadine

NOTE: What this country needs is a good cigar-lighter! [ 14]

~e ~aracbute

WITH a name like this, why go into details?

11.i Applejack 11.i Lemon or Grapefruit juice

lf.i Port or Sherry Dash of Grenadine

NEAR BEER : That's w here w e like to be these days! [ 15 ]

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AND there's nothing Shake– spearian about this one!

% Gordon water % Applejack 2 dashes of Absinthe T easpoonful of Grenadine

SEz WILLIE : ?:hey don't atlow swearing over the radio but that's all my old man does ! [ 16]

THIS drink is very appropriate for farewell appearances!

¥.! Applej ack ¥.! Brandy ;3 Lemon juice Teaspoonful of Grenadine

THE NEW W1oowER So NG: Widower go from here, boys; wid– ower go from here. [ 17 ]

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GuARANTEED to work like a streak of lightning.

¥.i Applejack ¥.i Lime juice Tablespoonful of Molasses

No TE : Marriage is a game of give and take. What you don't give, she takes! [ 18]

~outbern 1f)omp~udtle

AND just as sweet-and just as dangerous!

lh Bacardi lh Lemon juice lh Honey

SoNG FOR PoKER PLAYERs: lust another Pay wasted away. [ 19 ]

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WHICH, as you all know, means danger, so don't say you welien't warned! * Bacardi * Gordon water * Lemon juice * Pineapple juice Dash of Grenadine or Maraschino

No TE : d sharp nose indicates curiosity; a ftflt .one, too much curi– osity. [ 20 J

D OEsN'T this sound romantic? Well, try a few and see if I'm right!

¥! Bacardi ¥.! Grape juice ¥.! Lemon or lime juice Dash of Grenadine

N 0 T E : It's not the clothes that make the m en stare. It's the women that should be in them! [ 21 J

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ANo, we might add, a slight dizzy feeling.

¥.!Bacardi ¥.! Lime or lemon juice White of an egg Dash of Grenadine

N o T E : .Another trouble with pro– hibition zs that only half of one per cent. practice it. [ 22]

~t mpanatttm

T H~s libation is evidently de– rived from an old Indian name -but I don't think so.

¥.!Brandy ¥.! Italian Vermouth Teaspoonful of Benedictine

NEWS ITEM: Then there was the Professor who put the clutch in the. back seat and threw out his wife. [ 23]

............................................................. THIS baby will "hold you up" no matter where you are going! ,, Yolk of an egg 3h Brandy % Port wine Sweeten with powdered sugar or syrup

NOTE: There are also too many hip and rum drivers! [ 24]

1Itbe :Monte C!Ctisto

THIS title is very obvious– after three of them you say "The world is mine!"

% Ital ian Vermouth % Brandy

Po EM Some f ellows drink just to forget, ()thers to remember; While some drink for no reason at all From D ecember to November. -MASON HATCH. [ 25 ]

lm,Jt QClobtn ~oof .................................... ................................. T trIS drink is the same as a Stinger, only green mint is used. ,Watch out for it.

¥.? Brandy ¥.? Creme de Menthe ( green) (To make it even more devilish, a dd a dash of Absinthe)

NOTE: .A Four L eaf Clover Club is a drink on the house. [ 26]

. ~be Zotuie

GosH, why try to describe a drink with a name like this!

:IA Brandy :IA French Vermouth

1A Absinthe 1A Cura~ao

/ N oTE . M y girl is so dumb. She thinks a plasterer is a bootlegger. [ 27 ]

~ibe ~ar

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T Hrs drink has become quite famous-and why not? * Brandy lf.i Cointreau _ * Lemon juice

QUESTION: Can anything be more embarrassing than to wake up and hea.r burglars singing in the cellar? [ 28]

~t ,million jl\ollarQtochtail

So called because it's hard to make!

Hooker of Brandy 2 dashes of Peppermint 2 dashes of Peach Bitters 3 dashes of Cura~ao

·1 " N o T E : With the automatic tele– phone it doesn't take half as long to get the wrong number. [ 29]

'lEbe itummd ~e jf aitbful

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ND how they will gather around if they know this is what they're ' going to get!

¥.! Gordon water 1h Kummel ¥.! Cream (thin)

ITEM : :J{owadays, when a f ellow shows up in bandages, you don't know whether his still blew up or his wife. [ 30 J

So called because it is the same as a Bronx with Absinthe added.

'.\.~ Gordon w ater % F rench Vermouth % Orange juice Few dashes of Absinthe

NOTE ! ]j all the reformers' heads were placed end to end it would add several blocks to the city. [ 31 ]

mbe ~ran~atlantic jflper ····•-O-+•..................................._............................. A ND how you can hop off with a few of these!

¥.! Gordon water ¥.! French Vermouth ¥.! Tangerine juice Dash of Cointreau Dash of Grenadine

Q u E s TI o N : Isn't there something f aintly i1·onic about drinking healths with bootleg liquor? [ 32 J

"CAME the dawn" and this great little pick-me-up!

Hooker of Gordon water White of an egg Spoonful of Worcestershire Sauce Dash of Tomato Catsup

No TE : Prohibition is a hooch suc– cess! [ 33 J

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NAMED after Barney Gallant for no reason at all.

¥.! Gordon water ¥.! Apricot brandy ¥.! Orange juice

NOTE : When the average husband r"ises and asserts himself he gets his own breakfast [ 34]

INvEN~ED by Harry (Bar-fly) MacElhone of Paris and all pints west.

¥.! Gordon water ~ Orange juice D ash of Grenadine Dash of Absinthe

S TA TI s TI c : The motorist has the right of way and the pedestrian has 'what's left. [ 35]

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WE don't know what a Hoop– erdooper is and after a few of these we don;t care!

lf.i Gordon water * Grape juice * Cointreau

NOTE : -The only fishing through the ice some people do is for cherries. . [ 36]

\lr{Je ~eacberino

THIS beverage will put fuzz on your cheeks.

¥.! Gordon water ¥.! Lemon juice ¥.! Peach juice (See Peach :Dream)

PR o v ERB : €arly to hed and early to rise-and your head will never f eel three _times its siz.e. [ 37]

t)tacb iDrcam

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AND if you don't say this is a peach: of a drink .you're ca-razy! 1h. Gordon water * Peach juice * Apricot brandy Dash of cream (Peach juice is made by squeezing peaches through sieve)

P R o v E R B : Two can live as cheaply as one; that is, if they both keep on working. [ 38 ]

JUST as smooth and just as fast and how you will be able to take hills!

¥.i Gordon water ¥.i Orange juice ¥.i Apricot juice Add two or three cloves

To As T : Why worry about the fu· ture--it may not last long! [ 39]

~e ~ptarmint

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B·~CAUSE it's a good drink, By Gum, and will wake you Wrig– ley ! 1h Gordon water 1h Lemon juice Several dashes of bottled Mint Sauce

No TE : 'The only thing the teeth in the dry law are used f or is chewing the rag. [ 40]

1lrbt ®liber ~w~t

ANo like Oliver himself you will ask for more!

1h Gordon water 1h French Vermouth I dash of Orange Bitters I dash of Absinthe

SH! Patient-I have a little corn– Doctor--S-sh! Not so loud! [ 41 ]

.............................................................................. p R~NOUNCED "Rawsberry" and also "Very good',' by friends I've tried it on.

l;3 Gordon water l;3 Raspberry juice l;3 Italian a nd F rench Vermouth T easpoonful of M araschino

PR o v ERB: ;

m:ue ~igbbrook

THIS drink was either named after a street or the street was ·named after the drink-how– ever it really doesn't matter!

% Gordon water ~ L emon juice

~ Watermelon juice Dash of Grenadine

T o A s T : H ere's to the modern girl. She has shapely legs and proclaims the fact from the hose-tops. [ 43 J

~e ~rttn=tptb ;£flon!)ttr ............................................. .T 1-ns little libation is just dandy for Saint Patrick's Day– also any of the other three hun– dred and sixty-four days! •0-~·····

¥.! Gordon water 1h Italian Vermouth 1h Green Chartreuse

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NOTE: 'There's lots of moonshine in shady places! [ 4-4]

~alm 1Jjeacb Qtocktail

THE fellow that discovered this afterwards wrote "Stay out of the South! "

% Bacardi ¥.! Gordon water ¥.! Pineapple juice

No TE : ,This drinking among col– lege boys is getting to be terrible– there ought to. be a law against it! [ 45 J

~be l\tbolbing 1Doot

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GrvE one or two of these to your girl ,

1h Rye 1h Lemon juice 1h Maple syrup

NOTE .: ·The only thing at mother's knees these days is her skirt. [ 46 J

THIS drink can be either a cock– tail or a long one.

1 l ! Rye 1h Lemon juice P owdered sugar (For a long drink fill glass with Vichy)

HINT : What most m arried women want is a permanent slave. [ 47 J

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THIS old timer still holds its own against the young uns.

*Rye :)4 Lemon juice :)4 Orange juice Dash of Grenadine

P Ro v ERB : Let not thy second hus– band know what alimony thy first husband payeth. [ 48]

THIS little visitor comes from California-give her a hand!

1h Orange juice 1h Rye

NOTE: There's only a slip be:_ tween the girl and the grippe. [ 49]

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,ANn, my friends, how it does creep up on you!

Hooker of Rye 3 dashes of Grenadine

2 dashes of Angostura Bitters (A cherry in the glass is nice)

N o T E : <;Jive a little girl a hand and she'll want an arm. [ ,so]

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· G1RLs, this will mr,i.ke any prod– igal husband come home!

¥.i Scotch ¥.i French Vermouth Dash of Cura~ao Dash of Angostura Bitters

N o T E : You don't have to run away with another man's wife these days-you can walk. [ 51 ]

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THISTLE fix you up all right, all right!

% Scotch ¥.i Italian Vermouth Dash of Angostura Bitters

QUESTION: What does a go– getter do after he's gone-and-gotter? F orgetter? [ 52 J

like a neither

HELL hath no fury woman scorned-and has this baby!

' ¥.i Scotch *

French Vermouth Dash of Absinthe Dash of Orange Bitters Dash of Grenadine

N E W s IT E M : '.A man who was very particular about his liqttor drank some bootleg. He immediately stopped kicking. [ 53 J

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A FEW of these and any woman looks beautiful!

1h Scotch lf.i Grapefruit juice 1h Pear juice (can) Dash of Grenadine

No TE : Many an income tax re– port is muffied. [ 54]

THE gent who invented this said that he had a very good rea– son for naming it thusly.

¥.! Scotch ¥.!Cream 3 dashes of Creme de Cocoa

So NG : W e wiU now sing "She's only a bootlegger's daughter, alcohol on her to-night." [ 55]

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BECAUSE there's everything m •it but it!

% Rye % Applejack % Italian Vermouth

% Lemon juice % Orange juice % Cream Dash of Angostura Bitters Dash of Grenadine

No TE : R emember if you run into o milk w agon it doesn't pay to cry over spilled m ilkmen. [ 56 J

NAMED after 11 Duce and now we know why!

¥.! Brandy or Rye ¥.! Fernet Branca

(Ask any Italian ;vhat this isl) Sweeten with powdered sugar Dash of Angostura Bitters

A D v I c E : When the sweetest little girl in the world throws you down– be nonchalant-get lit! [ 57 ]

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BECAUSE it's between France ·and Italy and because after a few you can jump right over!

¥.i French Vermouth 1 h Italian Vermouth 3 dashes of Maraschino

NOTE : ".America isn't a melting pot --it's a decanter. [ 58]

1ltbe j}orman

Y ou'vE heard of Norman's woe?. Well, this is what caused it!

Hooker of J amaica Rum 2 dashes of Angostura Bitters

3 dashes of Maraschino 3 dashes of Grenadine 3 dashes of Curac;;ao

S I M I L E : .As busy as a keg of grape-juice. [ 59 J

t!tbe ~meet ~ama

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YOUR own grandmother will fall for this.

¥.i French Vermouth ¥.i Sherry Dash of Orange Bitters

So NG There she is, my old gal; There he is, my old pal; And here am /-with somebody else. [ 60]

~ot ~bocolatt!

DoESN'T it sound innocent? Well, just go ahead and try a few! Yolk of an egg ¥.! Yellow Chartreuse ¥.!Port wine Teaspoonful of sweet powdered chocolate

N o ] o KE "Do you know Bill very well?" "Oh, he's just a passing-out ac– quaintance of mine." [ 61 ]

t!rbe t!romato Qtocktail

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(Non-alcoholic) THIS very simple concoction is guaranteed to pick you up no matter how low you have fallen.

Take a can of tomato soup and place in a shaker full of ice. Add a few dashes of Worcestershire Sauce and shake well.

QuESTION: Who wouldn't walk a mil~ for some kummel? [ 62]

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Tbe previous edition of HERE'S HOW by7udge,yr. is still available. The recipes are all different from those in the present volume, and every recipe is as good as ever. And so are the toasts and wise– cracks I

$ 1.00 per copy and Why Not?